Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who? Carrot see for miles and miles!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-lo, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arch. Arch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsay. Cowsay who? Cowsay moo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah don't know who!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking forever, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyes. Eyes who? Eyes so tired of knocking, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to tell jokes!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now you can buy something nice!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I’m going home now!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter and jelly time!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, cow moo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Behoove. Behoove who? Behoove me to knock on your door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher your arms around me, baby!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you glad we're friends?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isle. Isle who? Isle of you come to the door and let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ratchet. Ratchet who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? This guy who rang the doorbell!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel your doorbell is broken!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?