Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-lieve me, you'll love this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, give me back my watch!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Raisin. Raisin who? Raisin the roof with laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? Cabbage where you dropped your keys!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need love, so here I am!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or you'll catch a cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout lunch time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Deer. Deer who? Deer me, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the light, I'm trying to sleep!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Control Freak. Control Freak who? Okay, now you say, 'Control freak who?'

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I finally arrived?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan the mood for a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's getting cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tisha. Tisha who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, it's too cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don't cry. It's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mayor. Mayor who? Mayor may not, but I love telling knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys the weekend and time to have fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in before I freeze!