Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash you for being a good sport and laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the best place for a good laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze are some funny knock-knock jokes for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any cookies left for me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the key to your heart, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Herbie. Herbie who? Herbie fully loaded with jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Agatha. Agatha who? Agatha do you open the door soon, I'm getting tired!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need is love and laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody home, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from all this knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I came by for a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in, it's hot out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally you knock before entering!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cows go moooo, not who!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for hours, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the door, there's nobody home!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it's cold out here!