Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to go for a walk?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the heat, I'm freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police can you do the housework while I relax?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you looketh weary!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, what’s your name?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl or just repeating me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Buzz. Buzz who? Buzz off, I'm knocking here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, that's my ride!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-hive yourself, I'm just knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew later, alligator!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a cup of tea?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car stay in the garage!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to tell another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you like crazy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe who thinks these jokes are hilarious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce turnip the music and dance!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I'm nuts about you!