Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, it's time for some laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, time for some humor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in before I freeze to death!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come inside and warm up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a good time to tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, not opening the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, looking for someone to joke with!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howell. Howell who? Howell you doing, neighbor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Yes, how did you know?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with this joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tacos. Tacos who? Tacos the season to be jolly!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Look behind you, it's a giant spider!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm getting hungry!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate, it's your birthday!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I'm crying for joy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's pizza night!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nora. Nora who? Nora is my business!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your time is up, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? There’s no need to cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, so I came over!