Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you’re not a banana?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I want you to be happy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s hot out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lemon. Lemon who? Lemon start laughing at these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Almond. Almond who? Almond the family, we tell jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Almond. Almond who? Almond the jokes, you'll be laughing soon!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, anyone?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt, I need a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch, and I'll tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it's joke time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup and I'll tell you another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lima. Lima who? Lima tell you another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ravioli. Ravioli who? Ravioli on the floor laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, don't you think?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Finland. Finland who? Finland you told another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jesterday I told another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the nick of time with a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lloyd. Lloyd who? Lloyd you like to be laughing right now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodel. Yodel who? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, time for a joke!