Knock, knock. Who's there? Wii. Wii who? Wii would like to hear another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Punch. Punch who? Punch of laughs with each joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you'd laugh at my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have more fun with jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the great comedians tell jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Twix. Twix who? Twix and stones may break my bones but jokes will never hurt me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yogurt. Yogurt who? Yogurt to be kidding me with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny hiding Easter eggs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first, I'll tell another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda people can hear me telling jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy bear your heart with laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Go. Go who? Go away, there's nobody home!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's getting cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive happy these jokes are making you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I came knocking?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Turn that frown upside down, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, did you say something?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya let me in already?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cactus. Cactus who? Can't touch this!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel necessary on a bicycle!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Gesundheit!