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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Newton you were coming over!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita to borrow your phone!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Buddha best friend I ever had!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Eggs-cuse me, I need to pass!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lemonade a bad investment, sorry!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Needle little help finding the doorbell!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive you, you're the best!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pencil on coming back for more!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Banana split, so we can share!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Art thou going to eat that?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Canoe come out and play?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Avenue heard this one before?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dishes the cops, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tank heavens you're here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
T-Rex yourself before you wreck yourself!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Robin you, now give me your wallet!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gorilla my dreams!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arch you glad you opened the door?
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Peanut butter and jelly time!
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