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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Newton a lot of jokes, surprisingly!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Broken pencil
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Nevermind, it's pointless!
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Art
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R2-D2!
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Canoe
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Canoe help me with my homework?
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Banana
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Banana split so fast, you didn't see me coming!
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Boo who? Why are you crying?
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Just in time for dinner!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Beets
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No, you're a poo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Owls
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Police let me in, it's raining out here!
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Wanda know why I keep knocking?
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Juan
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Juan for the road?
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Avenue heard of knocking?
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Dishes the police, open up!
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T-Rex
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