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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Oak-ay, I'm leaving now!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Europe early tomorrow!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Orange you coming to the party?
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Razor hands if you're sure!
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Lettuce pawty!
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Boo-gie down with me!
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Just in case you forgot, I'm here!
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Pencil
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Anita sandwich, can you make one?
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Buddha
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Buddha blessed, we're finally having lunch!
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Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Eggs
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Eggs-cuse me?
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Irish
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Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lemonade
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Lemonade us in, it's too hot out here!
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Needle
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Needle little money for you to let me in!
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Olive you, and I mean it!
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