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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
T-Rex a bell, can you hear it?
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Let me in, it's freezing out here!
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Hatch
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Moustache
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Moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!
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Nacho
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Nacho business!
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Yah
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Lettuce in, it's starting to rain!
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Yodel
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Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, open up!
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Hawaii you doing today?
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Razor
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Razor hands, this is a stick up!
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Lemon
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Lemonade you open the door!
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Don't cry, I brought you candy!
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Cargo
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Cargo beep beep!
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Let
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Alpaca the suitcase, you ready to go!
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