Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your long-lost friend!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cows go moooove out of the way!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the car!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking on this door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cement. Cement who? Cement overcoat, it's snowing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda times with good friends!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettie. Lettie who? Lettie in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cam. Cam who? Cam on, open the door already!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy day I get to come in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Leah. Leah who? Leah me, I'm freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden, this joke popped into my head!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thelma. Thelma who? Thelma just a knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mimosa. Mimosa who? Mimosa little humor never hurt anyone!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess who I am?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel of trouble if you don't open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce entertain you with a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to tell more jokes!