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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Amos
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A mosquito just bit me, Amos-quite itchy!
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Twit
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Did you forget who you are?
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Cash
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No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
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Atch
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Bless you!
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Cows go moo, not who!
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Etch
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Bless you again!
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Howl
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Howl you know unless you open the door!
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I'm fine, Hawaii you?
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Tank you for the compliment!
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Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you forgot, it's me!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Almond. Almond who? Almond glad I came over?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? You don't have to cry about it!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you mind unlocking the door?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Ghana. Ghana who? Ghana you open the door already?
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