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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Voodoo you think you are, barging in here like this?
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Wendy bell works again!
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Robin
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Robin you, now give it back!
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Ketchup on our sleep, we're all tired!
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Boo who? Are you a ghost or something?
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Cash me outside, how 'bout dat?
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Gorilla me a cheese sandwich please!
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Arch
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Peanut
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Peanut anywhere, I'm staying right here!
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Oak
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Oak a door, don't you see me knocking?
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Nobel prize for whoever answers this door!
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Turnip
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Turnip the music, I want to dance!
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Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
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Mustard
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Mustard gotten any new jokes lately?
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Thermos be a better way to tell a joke!
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Newton
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