Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stair. Stair who? Stairway to Heaven!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be quiet, the baby is sleeping!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive me wants to hear another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tulip. Tulip who? Tulip you over if you don't hurry and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's getting cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me ousside with more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry and answer the door, it's urgent!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the snacks, we're ready for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you have enough of these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin a train, let's keep the jokes going!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, these jokes are getting good!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think will come up with more jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive for a good joke, keep 'em coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone who appreciates a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes who? Mashed potatoes, keep the jokes coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit, open the door wider!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we're exchanging jokes?