Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split for dessert!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the swimsuits, we're going swimming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey fit through the doorway!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana bread for breakfast!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey can't wait to tell another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana stand on one foot!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, I'll pack the car!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive juice spilled on the floor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana peel and slip on the floor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive branches make great peace offerings!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally, I'd knock but I thought I'd ring instead!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Typewriter. Typewriter who? Type faster, I can't wait all day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what time it is?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? B-4. B-4 who? B-4 I come in, do you mind if I finish my snack?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, do you know?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in and say hi!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey won't fit in the keyhole, so let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and all your jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, you're not laughing at my joke!