Knock, knock. - Who’s there? - Zany. - Zany who? - Zany body home? I’m waiting!

Knock, knock. - Who’s there? - Amish. - Amish who? - Aw, you’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock. - Who’s there? - Anthony. - Anthony who? - Anthony are you going to open this door?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Ken. - Ken who? - Ken you let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Mikey. - Mikey who? - Mikey the one who knocks!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Sam. - Sam who? - Sam one who loves knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Anita. - Anita who? - Anita joke to cheer you up!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Norma. - Norma who? - Norma-lly I don't tell knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Art. - Art who? - Art you glad to see me?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Isabel. - Isabel who? - Isabel necessary to knock so loudly?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Otto. - Otto who? - Otto know what's funny? Knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Heidi. - Heidi who? - Heidi-ho, neighbor!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Anita. - Anita who? - Anita glass of water, my throat is dry from laughing!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Wendy. - Wendy who? - Wendy you're going to open this door?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Omelet. - Omelet who? - Omeletting you finish your joke first!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Howard. - Howard who? - Howard you like a funny knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Justin. - Justin who? - Justin time for some laughter!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Lettuce. - Lettuce who? - Lettuce in before we freeze out here!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Olive. - Olive who? - Olive you and your knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Boo. - Boo who? - No need to cry, it's joke time!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Alma. - Alma who? - Alma-ost couldn't hear you through the door!