Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Alpaca. - Alpaca who? - Alpaca the jokes, you bring the laughter!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Cows. - Cows who? - Cows go "moo" and knock-knock jokes are fun!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Noah. - Noah who? - Noah exactly why I'm here, to tell jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - King Tut. - King Tut who? - King Tut-key ready for more jokes!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Luke. - Luke who? - Luke through the keyhole and see who's there!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Pecan. - Pecan who? - Pecan you believe how funny these jokes are?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Violet. - Violet who? - Violet you open the door, it's chilly outside!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Alma. - Alma who? - Alma gonna tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Anita. - Anita who? - Anita hug from you!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Hugo. - Hugo who? - Hugo first this time!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Kenya. - Kenya who? - Kenya feel the love tonight?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Camilla. - Camilla who? - Camilla nice person!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Anita. - Anita who? - Anita to meet you!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Orange. - Orange who? - Orange you glad you're reading these jokes?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Harry. - Harry who? - Harry up and laugh at this joke!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Sam. - Sam who? - Same jokes, different day!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Alpaca. - Alpaca who? - Alpaca the suitcase, you bring the snacks!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Luke. - Luke who? - Luke through the peephole and see!

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Cereal. - Cereal who? - Cereal-sly, another joke?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Wendy. - Wendy who? - Wendy do I get to stop with these jokes?

Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Olive. - Olive who? - Olive the jokes, you have to hear them all!