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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Butter let me in or I'll knock again!
Knock-Knock Jokes
You sound like an owl!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce in, we're freezing out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo! Why are you crying? It's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Orange you glad you found me?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherlock your door, it's cold outside!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce be friends!
Knock-Knock Jokes
A mosquito bit me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yacht to know this is a great joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Felix my laces, I'm falling for you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hawaii you so serious?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo you who, scared you didn't I?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherlock.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherlock your doors, I'm coming in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for the funny jokes, bring it on!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma-ny jokes I have, ready for more?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and the jokes we share are fun!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma-ny jokes to share, enjoy the humor!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the fun we have with jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry, be happy with jokes!
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