Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make today full of laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come over and joke around with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tina. Tina who? Tina bit chilly out here, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to laugh at my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much, it's unbearable!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Get back here and finish this list!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow don't you know these jokes are udderly hilarious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan anyone open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, don't sneeze!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna around, there's a bee behind you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you know, it's me knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Please let me in, it's cold outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken. Broken who? Broken pencil, who?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please lend me a pencil?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on the floor laughing at your jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police ready for more jokes to come your way!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Ya ready for more hilarious jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter answer this joke and keep the laughter going!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me why these jokes are so funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being a great joke listener!