Isn't it weird how we knock on wood for good luck, but never on plastic or metal?

Isn't it odd that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and one hand that just sits there like, 'I don't know how to hold a pencil'?

I can't be the only one who has ever tried to unlock the front door of my house with my car remote, right?

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? It doesn't make any sense.

Isn't it funny how we say we'll just check social media for 5 minutes, and suddenly it's been an hour?

Have you noticed how we always pretend to be on the phone when walking alone in public to avoid awkward interactions?

Isn't it strange how we can browse through endless food delivery options, but always end up ordering the same thing?

Why is it that we feel the need to close the refrigerator door quietly when sneaking a midnight snack, as if the food inside will wake up and judge us?

Have you ever noticed how the person in front of you in line at the grocery store always decides it's the perfect time to count out exact change from their purse?

Isn't it funny how we trust our phones with sensitive information, but panic when we can't find it for five minutes?

It's funny how we can spend 30 minutes trying to find the perfect filter for our food photos, but can't seem to find the right angle for our passport picture.

Have you ever noticed how when someone asks for your advice and does the exact opposite, they blame you when things go wrong? It's like playing a game of reverse psychology.

Have you ever noticed that the first piece of bread in a loaf is always the awkward end piece? It's like the bread version of being the third wheel.

Why is it that we always find the best deals when we're not even looking for anything?

Do you ever notice how the weather always seems to know when you've just washed your car?

Why is it that the person in front of you at the drive-thru always orders the most complicated meal?

Do you ever catch yourself rehearsing conversations in the shower that will never actually happen?

Why do we always think we can finish a giant meal just because it's an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet?

Why is it that the elevator door always closes faster when you're rushing to catch it?

Do you ever feel like a professional chef when you successfully microwave a meal without burning it?

Why is it that the most comfortable position to watch TV in is always the most awkward for getting up?