I always wonder why we wait until we are sick to appreciate how good it feels to breathe through both nostrils.

Isn't it funny how we trust a recipe on the back of a box more than one from a friend?

Why do we tend to whisper when we're trying to be quiet, even though whispering can actually be louder than speaking normally?

Why is it that when we're waiting for someone, time seems to move slower than when we're busy and having fun?

Why do we always feel the need to bring a jacket or umbrella when the weather report says there's only a slight chance of rain?

Do you ever eat a whole bag of chips and think, 'Wow, I'm really good at this.'

Why do we always find the best deals on things we don't need?

It's strange how we apologize to inanimate objects when we bump into them, like 'Sorry, door.'

Isn't it odd how we ask people 'How are you?' but never really want to hear the truth?

Do you ever think about how weird it is that we drink cow's milk but not horse or dog milk?

I wonder if cats judge us for taking bathroom breaks every day, like 'There she goes again, not using a litter box.'

I never trust people who don't like pizza. Like, what are they hiding?

Isn't it strange how people say 'It's always in the last place you look'? Of course, it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it?

Do you ever wonder if cashiers judge your groceries, like 'Wow, this guy must really love mac and cheese.'

Isn't it weird how we announce 'I'm going to bed' to other people, as if they care?

I wish I enjoyed exercising as much as I enjoy not exercising.

Why do we say 'time flies' when we're bored, but then wish for 'more time' when we're having fun?

Have you noticed how everyone becomes a philosopher when discussing the best way to load a dishwasher?

Why do we still say 'bless you' when someone sneezes? Is sneezing still a sign of the devil?

There's always that one person who reminds the teacher about homework. They probably grow up to be parking ticket enforcers.

Isn't it funny how we expect people to say 'excuse me' after sneezing, as if they've offended us with their germs?