Isn't it ironic how we panic when our phone battery drops below 20%, even though just a few years ago we survived with flip phones that lasted a week?

Why do we always assume the worst when someone says 'we need to talk'? Maybe they just want to discuss the weather.

Have you ever noticed how the person who complains about being hungry is always the one who never finishes their meal?

It's funny how we yell 'hang up and drive!' to people on their phones while we're sitting at home binge-watching Netflix.

I always find it amusing how we have a 'running late' alarm on our phones, as if we're not already well aware of the fact.

Isn't it ironic how people who claim to be 'vegan for the animals' still have leather car seats?

Have you ever noticed how the person who complains about being broke is always the one suggesting dinner at an expensive restaurant?

It's funny how we trust a piece of plastic to hold all our money, but we panic when it starts to crack.

Isn't it strange how we use the term 'sleep like a baby' to describe a deep, peaceful slumber when babies are notorious for waking up every few hours?

Why is it that the people who drive the fastest are always the ones with the most bumper stickers telling others to slow down?

Isn't it crazy how we spend so much time choosing the perfect filter for our photos, only for them to end up stored in a cloud somewhere?

Have you ever noticed how the grocery store is the only place where it's acceptable to take candy from strangers?

Why is it that the quietest person in the room always has the loudest phone notification?

Isn't it interesting how we say 'I'm just going to browse' when we know very well we're going to end up buying something?

I find it amusing how we trust our phones to remind us of important dates, but then proceed to ignore the reminders.

Have you ever noticed how we'll spend hours deciding what to watch on Netflix, only to end up rewatching The Office for the hundredth time?

Why is it that the person who claims to be 'not a morning person' is always the first one in the coffee line?

Do people who leave their Christmas lights up all year just really like holiday decorations or are they just really lazy?

I think the real pandemic is the amount of times I've thought I lost my phone in my hand.

Do people in horror movies not watch horror movies? They always make the dumbest decisions.

I just realized that the word 'bed' looks like a bed. Mind blown.