Why do we always check the fridge for food even though we just looked five minutes ago and nothing has magically appeared?

Isn't it funny how we try to hold back a sneeze in public as if it's a crime to sneeze out loud?

Why do we always say 'I'm fine' when someone asks how we are, even if we're clearly not fine?

Isn't it strange how we always have the urge to take a nap as soon as we sit down on the couch?

Why do we have the sudden urge to yawn as soon as someone else starts yawning?

Isn't it funny how we trust the opinion of strangers on online reviews more than our own instincts sometimes?

Why do we feel the need to hit the 'close door' button multiple times in an elevator, as if it will make the doors close faster?

Isn't it odd how we whisper 'sorry' to inanimate objects when we bump into them?

Have you noticed how we put off doing laundry until we have absolutely nothing to wear?

Isn't it funny how we suddenly become fluent in a foreign language when ordering from a menu at a restaurant?

Why do we try to avoid eye contact with strangers on public transportation even though we know we're all in this together?

Have you ever realized how we always find the most comfortable position in bed right when we need to get up?

Isn't it interesting how we can remember lyrics to a song we haven't heard in years, but forget what we went into a room for?

Have you noticed how we always laugh at the same jokes in movies even if we've seen them multiple times?

Why do we always wave back at people who weren't actually waving at us?

Have you ever noticed how we never really finish all the food on our plate when dining out?

It's interesting how we always seem to find something we were looking for in the last place we look.

Why do we take longer to decide what to watch on Netflix than to eat a meal?

Isn't it strange how we never hear our alarm go off when we're already awake?

Have you ever realized how we always end up buying more than we planned to at the grocery store?

It's funny how we tend to ignore phone calls but panic when someone doesn't text back right away.