Why do we ask 'how are you?' as a form of greeting when we don't really want to hear a detailed answer?

It's amusing how we feel the need to fill every silence with small talk, even when we have nothing to say.

Have you ever noticed how we always pretend to be busy on our phones when we're alone in public?

Isn't it funny how we always think we're great drivers until we have to parallel park?

I find it amusing how we rely on autocorrect to fix our spelling mistakes, even though it often makes them worse.

Why do we always assume the car in front of us is going to the same place as us when we're stuck in traffic?

Isn't it funny how we use 'I don't want to alarm you' right before we alarm someone?

Why do we say 'I'll be there in 5 minutes' when we know it's going to take at least 15?

Have you ever noticed how the weather forecast is the only job where you can be wrong most of the time and still keep your job?

Why do we always wave back to someone who's waving at the person behind us?

Isn't it interesting how we never appreciate breathing through both nostrils until one is blocked?

Why do we always feel the need to pick the longest line at the grocery store, only to regret it later?

Isn't it ironic how we never realize how loud we chew until it's really quiet in a room?

Why do we feel the need to apologize when we're not the one in the wrong in an awkward situation?

Isn't it ironic how we need our glasses to find our glasses?

Ever notice how the wifi signal is always stronger in the bathroom than in your bedroom?

Why do we still say 'hold your horses' when no one rides horses anymore?

Isn't it funny how we trust a button at a crosswalk more than we trust the green light?

Isn't it funny how we always say 'just one more episode' on Netflix, but end up binge-watching the whole season?

Why do we find it so satisfying to pop bubble wrap, even though it serves no real purpose?

Isn't it strange how we always feel the need to fill every awkward silence with unnecessary small talk?