Why do we laugh at our own jokes before even finishing telling them? We are our biggest fans.

Isn't it funny how we always pick the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel, as if it's a game of fate?

It's amusing how we end up saying 'you too' when a waiter tells us to enjoy our meal, even though they are obviously working.

Why do we always take the longest to decide on what to order at a restaurant when the server asks us first? It's like we need to hear what others are getting to make up our mind.

I always find it amusing how people walk in circles when they are lost in a new place.

Isn't it funny how the word 'bed' looks like a bed?

Why do we always open the fridge and look inside, even though we know there's nothing we want?

Isn't it strange how we trust a chair with our weight but not a wet spot on the floor?

I wonder why we always try to quietly open a bag of chips when we know it's impossible and it's going to be loud anyway.

Why do we feel the need to pretend to read the shampoo bottle in the shower like we're studying for a test?

It's funny how we immediately become suspicious when someone says 'trust me'.

I always find it funny how people run for cover when it starts raining, as if they are made of sugar and will melt.

I don't get why we say 'sleep like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours crying.

Have you ever noticed how people who say they don't care what others think, usually care the most?

I don't understand why cars have turn signals if no one ever uses them.

Why do we always pretend to be on the phone when we don't want to talk to someone?

Isn't it funny how we say 'we should do this again sometime' even though we never actually plan to?

I always find it funny how people pace back and forth on the phone as if walking will somehow improve their reception.

Why do we feel the need to knock on wood after saying something we hope won't come true? Like, as if wood has some sort of magical power to protect us.

It's amusing how we trust a tiny strip of plastic to hold all of our money, yet we still panic when it bends slightly in our wallets.

Have you ever noticed how we always say 'one more episode' before binge-watching a whole series?