Do you ever notice how the most boring task becomes 10 times more interesting when you're trying to avoid doing something else?

Why is it that when someone says 'we need to talk' it's never about winning the lottery?

Why is it that the item you're looking for is always in the last place you look? Of course, you stop looking once you find it!

Have you ever noticed how we only remember we left something at home when we're halfway to our destination? It's like our brains have a delayed 'oops' alert system.

Isn't it strange how we say 'time flies' when it actually just drags on at work.

I have a love-hate relationship with my alarm clock. It wakes me up, but I also want to throw it out the window every morning.

I love how we give ourselves motivational speeches in the mirror like we're at the TED Talk of our own life.

Why do we say 'excuse me' when we sneeze? It's not like we can control it.

I find it funny how we make plans for the weekend like we'll actually stick to them.

It's interesting how we immediately assume the worst when someone says 'we need to talk'. Can't we just discuss favorite ice cream flavors for once?

I like to believe my houseplants have feelings, especially when I forget to water them and they give me the silent treatment.

I find it hilarious how I lose my phone and ask someone to call it, only to realize it was in my hand the whole time.

Isn't it strange how we have a designated 'good side' for photos? As if our other side is secretly evil.

I always feel like a secret agent when trying to discretely correct auto-correct's mistakes in my texts.

Why do we always whisper 'sorry' to inanimate objects when we accidentally bump into them?

I find it amusing how we walk to the fridge multiple times hoping something delicious will magically appear.

Isn't it funny how we spend more time deciding what to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything?

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today. People kept asking me for help.

I like to think of myself as a 'morning person' even though my mornings start at noon.

Why do we only rest our eyes when we're lying down trying to sleep?

I always find it amusing how we announce 'I'm going to bed' like it's breaking news.