Why is it that the 'fast lane' on the highway always seems to be the slowest?

I don't understand why we have 'baby on board' signs in cars. Shouldn't all babies be on board?

I find it odd that we 'run' errands when we actually drive to complete them.

Isn't it strange how we have 'fast food' restaurants but always end up waiting in line?

Why do we call it a 'shortcut' when it often takes longer than the regular route?

I can't help but laugh when people say 'I slept like a baby' since babies wake up crying every few hours.

It's funny how we have 'fun runs' when running is not everyone's idea of fun.

Why is it that whenever I try to quietly open a bag of chips, it sounds like a thunderstorm?

I find it amusing how quickly I can go from 'I'll just look' to 'I'll take it' when shopping online.

Isn't it funny how we trust the directions of a GPS voice more than our own sense of direction?

I'm convinced that the best hiding spot for something is in the last place I look, every time.

Why do we all agree to pretend we know what to do with the extra napkins the server gives us at a restaurant?

Isn't it amusing how we never actually use those fancy napkins we save for special occasions?

Why do we always assume the worst when the phone rings late at night?

Isn't it funny how we carefully organize our digital photos but can never find a pen when we need one?

Why do we keep buying more and more storage containers when we never seem to have enough storage space?

I always feel like a detective when trying to determine which household appliance is making that mysterious noise.

Why do we pretend to read the instructions when we know we're just going to wing it anyway?

Do you ever think pigeons have a secret underground society and we're just feeding into it?

Isn't it interesting how 'siblings' can be your best friends and worst enemies at the same time?

Why do we say 'I slept like a baby' when babies never sleep through the night?