Why do we use our phones to take pictures of the beautiful scenery instead of just enjoying it in the moment?

I find it amusing how 'fast food' restaurants have the longest lines during rush hour.

It's funny how we put pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles.

Isn't it ironic how we use our phones to search for answers on how to 'live in the moment'?

Why do we say 'time to hit the hay' when nobody actually hits hay to go to bed?

It's strange how we say 'I could care less' when we actually mean 'I couldn't care less'.

Have you ever noticed that the people who say 'I'm not a morning person' are usually not an evening person either?

Why do we call it 'chopsticks' when we don't actually chop anything with it?

Isn't it funny how we use the phrase 'I lost my phone' as we frantically search for it using our phone's flashlight?

Have you ever noticed that 'studying' spells 'dying' with a 't' in front of it? Coincidence? I think not.

Why do we say 'bless you' when someone sneezes? What are we blessing exactly?

It's interesting that we call it 'getting a dog' when in reality, the dog gets us.

Why do we have 'fun runs'? Is there such a thing as a 'not-so-fun run'?

It's funny how we pay for gym memberships and then drive around the parking lot looking for the closest spot.

It's funny how we can have a full closet of clothes and still feel like we have nothing to wear.

Isn't it ironic how we always manage to remember embarrassing moments from years ago, but forget what we had for breakfast that morning?

Why do we go to bed early when we have to wake up early, but end up staying up late for no reason when we have the day off?

I always find it funny how long it takes to find an exit in a maze, considering how easy it is to find the entrance.

Isn't it interesting how we spend so much time searching for our keys, only to find them in the most obvious place?

Why do we still say 'hang up' the phone when we haven't used actual phone receivers in years?

It's amusing how quickly our plans to be productive go out the window once we sit down on the couch.