I find it ironic that the word 'studying' is so close to the word 'dying'.

Why do we always feel the need to announce when we are going to the bathroom? Isn't that supposed to be a private matter?

It's amusing how we can spend hours searching for something, only to realize it was in our hand the whole time.

Isn't it strange how we trust our phone's GPS more than our own sense of direction, even in familiar places?

It's funny how we can spend hours binge-watching a show, but can't sit through a 30-minute meeting without checking the time.

Isn't it odd how we always forget to check the weather forecast until we are already outside and regretting our outfit choice?

I always wonder why there are no windows in gym buildings. Maybe they are afraid of the weight of all that natural light.

When you accidentally press 'reply all' on an email, it's like getting caught talking behind someone's back, except it's in writing.

Isn't it funny how we trust a tiny plastic strip to tell us if we're going to be responsible for another human being?

Why is it that the slowest person always chooses to stand in front of you in the grocery store line?

Nothing makes you appreciate adulthood more than having to buy your own toilet paper.

Isn't it ironic how the word 'bedroom' is made up of 'bed' and 'room', but most of the time you aren't actually in the bed?

It's amazing how quickly a clean room can turn into a disaster zone the minute you're looking for something.

Every time I use an elevator, I can't help but wonder why there are close door buttons if they never actually work.

Isn't it strange how we always think we can hold our breath longer than we actually can?

Why do we need an alarm clock to wake up for work, but on the weekend, we can wake up at the crack of dawn without one?

There must be a universal law that states the likelihood of dropping toast butter-side down is directly proportional to how late you are running.

It's funny how the 5-second rule extends to 10 seconds when something really tasty falls on the floor.

Why do we say we're 'going to bed' when technically we're just going to lay down on it?

I find it funny how we always try to avoid eye contact with strangers on public transportation, but end up making awkward eye contact with ourselves in the reflection.

Why do we always trust a hotel's 'sanitized for your protection' sticker when we wouldn't trust that sticker anywhere else?