Have you ever realized how our phones have become more of a personal assistant than an actual phone?

Isn't it funny how we remember the lyrics to a song from years ago, but can't remember what we had for breakfast yesterday?

I wonder if clouds ever look down at us and say, 'That one looks like a human.'

Ever notice how 'scent' and 'sent' sound the same but have completely different meanings?

Why do we call it 'fasting' when time seems to slow down when we're hungry?

Isn't it strange how when you're driving, anyone going faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower is an idiot?

Do you ever look at someone and think, 'Their voice totally doesn't match their face'?

Why is it that in every movie, no one ever goes to the bathroom unless it's part of the plot?

Isn't it funny how we try to catch our phone when we drop it, as if our reflexes are suddenly Superhuman?

Have you noticed how the weather's always the hottest when you wear a sweater, and the coldest when you don't?

Do you ever feel like a ninja when you successfully silently grab a snack in the middle of the night?

Why is it that the item you need is always in the last place you look?

Have you ever wondered why we say 'bless you' when someone sneezes? Like, why not 'gesundheit'?

Do you ever wonder why feet smell but noses run?

Why do we have alarms to wake us up but not to go to sleep?

Isn't it strange how we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Have you ever noticed how we all turn into detectives when trying to figure out who left the empty milk carton in the fridge?

Why is it that when someone else is driving, we become both a backseat driver and a food critic?

Why do we call it a 'shortcut' when taking a different route actually takes longer due to traffic?

Why is it that no matter how early we set our alarm, we always end up hitting the snooze button multiple times?

Isn't it strange how we always run out of milk right when we're about to have cereal, as if the universe is playing a prank on us?