It's amusing how 'sleeping in' on weekends now means waking up past 7 AM.

Why do we always look at the clock before going to bed, even though we know what time it is?

I laugh at how we say 'everything happens for a reason' after making a bad decision.

I always chuckle at how we try to make plans but end up staying in and watching Netflix.

I find it amusing how we try to take the perfect selfie, when in reality we take 50 and only like one.

Why does it seem like our alarm clock snooze button is louder in the morning than any other time of day?

I find it funny that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

Isn't it ironic how we use tissue paper to clean our noses, but then end up needing another tissue to clean our hands?

It's interesting how we trust a weather forecast that can't accurately predict what's happening in the next 10 minutes.

I always lose my pens but never my markers. It's like they have a different social status in my drawer.

Have you noticed that no matter how organized your fridge is, the ketchup bottle always ends up in the front?

Why does 'The Walking Dead' show always make me want to run when I binge-watch it?

I find it funny how the person running late is always the one who drives the fastest.

Isn't it funny how we act surprised when our computer tells us it needs an update, even though we know it will happen?

I always laugh at how we use emojis to express ourselves in texts, but try to control our facial expressions in real life conversations.

I always find it amusing how my dog thinks he’s the one taking me for a walk.

I always have the urge to tell the person in the car next to me when their blinker is on, as if they didn't already know.

Isn't it funny how we all pretend to read the terms and conditions before clicking 'I Agree'?

I find it funny how we all become expert chefs when trying to salvage leftovers before they go bad.

Isn't it strange how some people go to the gym to work out, only to spend more time taking selfies than actually exercising?

Why do we ask for someone's opinion and then proceed to argue with them if they don't agree with us?