Why do we have a 'check engine' light in our cars that we always ignore until something actually goes wrong?

Why do we say something is out of whack? Like, what is a whack anyway and why was it in there in the first place?

I find it funny how we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then another hand that just sits there like 'I don't even know how to hold a pencil.'

You know you're getting old when you find yourself saying, 'They don't make things like they used to,' while looking at a brand new iPhone.

I love how our phones have become our lifeline, but we still get nervous when it rings. It's like we forgot it's called a 'cellphone' for a reason.

I wonder if caterpillars know they're going to be butterflies or if it's a surprise.

I wish there was a font size that represented the actual volume of my thoughts.

Do you ever get up off the couch and forget what you were going to do, then sit back down and remember?

I don't trust people who make their bed immediately after waking up. What are they hiding?

How come when you listen to a recording of your own voice, it never sounds like you?

Why does the slowest person always end up in front of you when you're in a rush?

Why do we say 'heads up' when we really mean look out?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suitcases?

Why is it that our noses run and our feet smell?

I always feel a little smug when my groceries fit perfectly in one bag. It's the little victories.

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys on a daily basis.

I don't understand people who leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll. Just use it and replace it!

Why do we say we're going to bed when we're actually going to sleep?

Why does my phone die so much faster when I'm bored and have nothing to do?

Why do we always feel the need to fill the silence with small talk in an elevator? As if silently riding up a few floors with strangers is some kind of crime.

It's amusing how we never seem to have any trouble finding time to binge-watch an entire series in one sitting, but can't seem to find time to clean the dishes in the sink.