Isn't it weird how we have the ability to remember every embarrassing moment that ever happened to us, but we can't remember where we put our keys?

Why do we always assume that the car in front of us driving slowly is being driven by an elderly person? Maybe they're just enjoying the view.

Have you ever thought about how strange it is that we have to pay for water in a restaurant when it's free at home?

Why is it that we never seem to have enough hangers for all of our clothes, even though we keep buying more?

Isn't it funny how people say 'It's a small world' when they run into someone they know in a different city? No, it's just a coincidence.

Why do we feel the need to fill every silence in a conversation with small talk? Sometimes it's okay to just enjoy the quiet.

Isn't it strange how we always remember our favorite childhood TV shows, but we can't remember what we had for dinner last night?

Have you ever noticed how we always say 'I'm just around the corner' when we're actually still 20 minutes away?

Isn't it funny how we never seem to have enough outlets for all of our devices, even though we keep unplugging things to charge new ones?

Why do we have the urge to peek at someone else's phone when they're texting, even though it's none of our business?

Have you ever thought about how we always say 'I'm on my way' even when we haven't left the house yet?

Why is it that we always notice when someone has a new haircut, but we never say anything about it?

Isn't it ironic how we make plans for the weekend, but end up spending half of it in bed?

I find it funny how we can never remember where we parked, yet we can recite our favorite song lyrics perfectly.

Why do we always act surprised when the vending machine doesn't accept our crumpled dollar bills?

I don't understand why people say 'smooth as a baby's bottom.' Have they felt a baby's bottom? It's pretty bumpy and lumpy.

Why do we call it 'rush hour' when we all know it's the slowest time to be on the road?

Isn't it strange how we trust a tiny piece of plastic to protect our credit card information, but refuse to microwave it for fear it will explode?

Isn't it interesting how we trust shampoo to clean our hair, but then still overanalyze the ingredient list like it's a science experiment?

Have you ever noticed how the most important things to remember are the ones we forget the most?

I find it funny how we zone out while scrolling through our phones, but pay full attention to the TV commercials.