Have you ever noticed how quickly our taste in music changes when someone else is in control of the aux cord?

Why is it that we always feel the need to take a break and check our phone every time we sit down to do something productive? It's like our brains are hardwired to procrastinate with notifications.

I don't understand why they call it 'fast food' when half the time you're waiting longer than if you had cooked it yourself.

Do you ever wonder why we press harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are low? Like somehow the extra force will magically make them last longer.

Isn't it funny how we all become professional chefs when it's time to reheat leftovers in the microwave? Suddenly, we're Gordon Ramsay giving critiques on presentation and taste.

I realized I must be getting older when I started choosing restaurants based on how quiet they are rather than how good the food is.

My phone's predictive text has gotten so good, it's like having a mind-reading assistant...who occasionally tries to convince me to text my ex.

If technology is supposed to make our lives easier, why does it feel like we spend more time troubleshooting than actually using it?

Why do we always check the fridge multiple times, as if the food will magically change if we look again?

Do you ever feel like you're constantly apologizing for things that aren't even your fault? Sorry, that was a rhetorical question.

Why do we hit 'reply all' when we know it's only going to create chaos in the office email chain?

I hate when people say 'life is short'. Like okay Brenda, but have you seen how long a Monday can feel?

Isn't it weird that the best parking spots are always taken by cars that never move? Is that their version of a retirement plan?

Do you ever look at your inbox and think, 'wow, I really need to unsubscribe from life'?

Isn't it ironic how we have more ways to communicate than ever before, but somehow it feels like we're all terrible at it?

I wish I had a dollar for every time I thought about going to the gym, so I could pay someone else to go for me.

Why do we call them 'smartphones' when we use them mostly for taking selfies and looking at memes?

Isn't it funny how we spend half our lives looking for our keys, only to find them in the last place we look?

Why do we hit the 'snooze' button in the morning, knowing full well it won't make getting out of bed any easier?

Do you ever feel like your phone knows you better than you know yourself? It's like having a judgmental pocket psychic.

If age is just a number, can I use that as an excuse for why I can't remember anyone's birthday?