I never understood why they call it 'fast food'. By the time I order, pay, and get my food, I could have probably cooked a meal at home.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? It's like the universe is playing a practical joke on us.

As someone who has multiple streams of income, I'm basically a human version of a river.

I love how Netflix asks if you're still watching after three episodes, as if it expects me to suddenly get a life.

Why do we call it 'adulting' when all we're really doing is just surviving and paying bills?

It's funny how we spend so much money on gym memberships only to avoid the stairs and look for the closest parking spot.

I find it amusing how our grandmothers can send us a thousand emojis in a text message, but still struggle to turn the TV on.

Have you ever noticed that a messy bun takes ten times longer to perfect than a regular bun?

Why is it that the louder someone plays their music in a car, the worse the music is?

I always laugh when I see someone running to catch the train, as if they think it's going to wait just for them.

Isn't it funny how we never truly appreciate a boring day until we have a busy one?

I find it amusing how my phone's autocorrect has a PhD in turning 'small' into 'skull'. Thanks, autocorrect, that's exactly what I meant.

Isn't it interesting how the healthier the food, the more difficult it is to pronounce the ingredients?

The most common lie we tell ourselves is 'I'll just watch one episode.' Cue the 3 AM Netflix binge.

I love how we spend months researching the best camera to buy, only to end up using our phones for pictures anyway.

I find it funny how we all have that one friend who takes forever to reply to a text, but is always on their phone when you see them in person.

Isn't it ironic how we pay to see movies about fictional characters with superpowers, but complain when our phone battery dies?

Why do we feel the need to apologize when we bump into inanimate objects like it's going to hurt their feelings?

It's funny how we will spend an hour scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch, only to choose 'The Office' for the millionth time.

I always chuckle when someone says 'I'll be ready in five minutes.' Translation: 'Prepare to wait indefinitely.'

Why is it that we always end up buying more stuff at the grocery store when we go in for just one thing?