It's funny how we can remember lyrics to a song from years ago, but struggle to remember what we did last weekend.

Why is it that we feel the need to press the pedestrian crossing button multiple times as if it'll make the light change faster?

Isn't it interesting how we find it hard to trust a person who doesn't like animals, but have no problem trusting a dog who doesn't like a person?

Why do we always feel the need to double-check if we've locked the door or turned off the stove, even though we just did it moments ago?

Why is it that when we clean out a vacuum cleaner, we become a vacuum cleaner?

Why is it that the person driving slowly in front of us is always going the same way we are?

Isn't it funny how we all agree that picking up someone else's dog poop is gross, but picking up our own dog's poop is perfectly fine?

Isn't it ironic how we tell kids not to play with their food, but as adults, we enjoy food more when it's presented artistically?

Have you ever noticed how the most crowded places have the fewest chairs?

Isn't it strange how we call it a 'shortcut' when we actually end up getting lost?

Why do we call it 'chill out time' when we're usually watching a thriller or horror movie?

Isn't it ironic how we're more likely to believe something if there's a statistic to back it up?

I find it amusing how we always have the best comebacks in the shower, hours after an argument has passed.

I noticed at the gym, people spend more time taking gym selfies than actually working out.

I find it amusing how we trust ATMs with our money but hesitate to trust the self-checkout at the grocery store.

Why is it that the most delicious foods always come in the smallest portions?

It's funny how we can spend hours binge-watching a TV show, but can't sit through a 30-minute meeting without getting antsy.

Isn't it ironic how 'early bird specials' usually happen during dinner time?

I always wonder why the people with the messiest cars are the ones with 'Keep Earth Clean' bumper stickers.

It's interesting how we can remember lyrics to a song from years ago, but forget what we had for breakfast this morning.

I don't understand why people say 'time flies' when a minute can feel like an eternity in a boring meeting.