It's funny how we never truly appreciate a comfortable bed until we have to get out of it in the morning.

Why do we always think we can finish all our tasks on a Sunday, only to end up binge-watching Netflix instead?

I always wonder why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

Isn't it ironic how 'fun size' candy bars are never fun?

Why do we say we're 'heading' to bed when our feet go first?

Does anyone actually enjoy going on a crowded bus or subway?

Why is it that the most difficult items to open come with the label 'easy open'?

Have you ever noticed that when someone yawns, it's contagious, but when you yawn, it's seen as rude?

I never understood why we say 'I slept like a baby' when babies are terrible sleepers.

Why do we try to avoid eye contact with someone we know when we see them in public?

Isn't it funny how we have to check our phone even when we didn't hear it ring or feel it vibrate?

Isn't it true that we always have the best ideas when we're in the shower?

Why do we always think the car behind us is following us when we take the same turns?

Isn't it amusing how we can never remember our passwords but can recite our favorite movie lines verbatim?

Why is it that movie theater popcorn tastes better than any other popcorn?

Do you ever notice how we try to avoid cracks in the sidewalk as if we'll break our mother's back?

Why do we talk to pets as if they understand every word we're saying?

Why is it that your keys are always in the last place you look?

Isn't it funny how we never actually finish a tube of chapstick?

Why do we set our alarms early with the intention of hitting snooze multiple times?

Isn't it strange how we always seem to find the best deals when we're not looking to buy anything?