Why do we call it 'fast food' when it takes longer to decide what to order than to actually eat it?

I find it funny how our phones have facial recognition to unlock them, but still can't recognize our own face in a group photo.

Isn't it ironic how we use the phrase 'I slept like a baby' to describe a good night's sleep, when babies wake up every two hours crying?

I love how 'sleeping in' as an adult just means not setting an alarm, but still waking up at the crack of dawn.

I always wonder why phone chargers come in such short cords, like they want us to sit in the bathroom all day.

I find it ironic how people say 'sleep like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours crying.

Isn't it strange how we trust a flimsy piece of plastic to protect our credit cards, but refuse to use public Wi-Fi?

I hate when I'm about to sneeze, but then it suddenly disappears. It's like my nose is playing hide and seek.

Why do we call it 'common sense' when it's not very common at all?

I don't understand why people say 'don't cry over spilled milk.' Have they ever tried cleaning it up? It's a mess!

It's funny how we can remember lyrics to a song from 20 years ago, but can't remember why we walked into a room.

Why is it that we can spend hours binge-watching a TV show, but can't sit through a 10-minute meeting without zoning out?

I love how my body wakes me up at 6 AM on weekdays, but then sleeps in until noon on weekends. Thanks, body!

I don't understand why parking tickets have pictures of the car. Like we're going to look at it and think, 'Yep, that's definitely my car.'

Isn't it strange how we say 'I slept like a baby' when babies are terrible sleepers? We should be saying 'I slept like a cat' instead.

Why do we call them 'paper cuts' when they feel more like a thousand tiny knives attacking our skin?

I find it funny how the word 'abbreviation' is so long. It's like they're trying to be ironic.

Why do we get mad at our phones when they die, like it's their fault and not ours for not charging them?

I love how we have 20 different settings on our toaster, but we only use two of them: burnt or barely warm.

It's amazing how we can have full conversations with our pets, knowing they have no idea what we're saying. We're basically talking to ourselves with an audience.

I always find it amusing how people at the gym will spend more time taking selfies than actually working out.