I find it amusing how we always have a strange urge to fill awkward silences with unnecessary small talk, even with strangers.

I've never understood why shampoo instructions say 'lather, rinse, repeat.' If I repeated the process, I'd be in the shower all day!

Why do we say we're 'going out for a walk' when we always end up back where we started?

Isn't it ironic that we call it 'rush hour' when traffic is anything but 'rushing'?

Have you ever noticed that the worst time to sneeze is when you're trimming your nose hair?

Why do we always run out of toilet paper at the most inconvenient times?

Does anyone else find it ironic that we have alarm clocks to wake us up, but we still hit snooze multiple times?

I find it amusing how we try to quietly open a bag of chips in the middle of the night like it's some top-secret mission.

Isn't it funny how we pretend to be busy on our phones in public so we don't look lonely?

I never understand why people in horror movies run upstairs instead of out the front door. Like, why make it easier for the killer?

I find it ironic that the word 'shortage' is longer than the word 'brief'.

I wish grocery shopping burned as many calories as carrying all the bags into the house.

Isn't it strange how the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed?

Why do we say we're 'going to sleep' when really the bed is doing most of the work?

Does anyone actually 'smell the roses' or do we just take pictures of them for Instagram?

I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Why do people say 'just relax' when they know that's the one thing you can't do when someone tells you to do it?

Isn't it weird how 'funeral potatoes' are only socially acceptable at a funeral?

Why do we 'bake cookies' and 'cook bacon' if they both go in the oven?

What if we put as much effort into our New Year's resolutions as we do avoiding tasks at work?

I miss the days when 'tag' was a game and not something you used to label people in photos.