I find it amusing how 'fast food' doesn't actually make you faster at all.

Why do we call it 'fasting' when it feels like the slowest thing ever?

I wish 'getting fit' was as easy as 'fitting into my jeans'.

It's funny how we pretend to be on the phone when walking alone at night, as if it will deter any potential threats.

Isn't it amusing how we can never find what we're looking for until we ask someone else, and then suddenly it appears right in front of us?

Why do we let our groceries pile up in the fridge until they're on the brink of expiration, only to chuck them all out in a frantic clean-up session?

I've noticed that the only time people look for something in great detail is when they've lost the TV remote.

I find it interesting how we still press the close button multiple times on an elevator as if it will make it move faster.

Why do we always feel the need to announce that we're going to the restroom before leaving a conversation? Like, thanks for the heads up.

Isn't it funny how we trust a perfectly symmetrical fruit from the grocery store, but question the odd-shaped ones?

Who decided that 'sleeping in' was a good idea, when essentially, it's just wasting away the morning hours?

I always wonder why we bother arguing with our GPS when it tells us to turn left, even though we know it's wrong.

It's amusing how we get excited about the extra fries at the bottom of the bag as if it's some kind of gift from the universe.

Why is it that we all automatically assume someone is talking about us when they whisper, even though they probably aren't?

There's something ironic about the fact that we buy workout clothes to look good, but end up wearing them to binge watch Netflix.

Isn't it strange how we apologize for not hearing someone, as if we had control over our selective hearing in the first place?

It's funny how we feel a sense of satisfaction when we scratch off everything on our to-do list, only to see it refill the next day.

Why do we always do a double take when someone says 'let's meet at 5:30,' as if they could possibly mean AM?

Isn't it odd how we automatically become naturalists when we see a bug in the house, even though we're terrified of them?

I don't understand why we use 'early bird catches the worm' as motivation to wake up early when most of us would prefer to sleep in.

Why do we assume our food will cook faster if we watch it in the microwave, even though it's just a mental trick?