Why do we insist on getting lost in our thoughts while driving, only to miss our exit every time?

Do you ever notice how we always let out a little laugh when someone else trips, even though we know it's not polite?

Why is it that we have a drawer full of random cords and cables, but can never find the one we actually need?

Isn't it funny how we try to avoid eye contact with strangers on public transportation, yet end up in a staring contest with our own reflection in the window?

Why do we always assume the car in front of us is going slower, only to realize it's the same speed when we change lanes?

I always find it amusing how my phone can recognize my fingerprint faster than I can remember my own password.

Isn't it funny how we all become amateur meteorologists as soon as the weather changes?

Why do we never realize how many muscles we have until we try a new workout routine?

Do you ever notice how people who say 'Oh, I never win anything' are always the first to win at bingo?

I find it hilarious how we apologize to inanimate objects when we accidentally bump into them.

Isn't it strange how the best parking spots are always taken by cars that look like they haven't moved in years?

Why is it that we always look at our phone when it vibrates, even when we know we didn't get a notification?

Why do we buy fancy notebooks only to end up using our phone for notes anyway?

Have you ever noticed how we always provide a detailed play-by-play of a movie even when we know the other person has watched it?

Isn't it funny how we all become experts on a topic after reading one Wikipedia page about it?

Why do we always think of the perfect comeback hours after an argument has ended?

Isn't it amusing how we pretend to be on the phone when we see someone we want to avoid?

Why is it that we always wave back at someone who is actually waving to the person behind us?

Do you ever wonder why we always look inside the fridge multiple times hoping new food will magically appear?

Isn't it weird that we count down to an event, but count up in age?

Have you ever noticed that 'Bed Bath & Beyond' is just the grown-up version of 'Hide & Seek'?