Do you ever wonder why your phone always dies when it still has 5% battery left, but politicians can keep going with a 2% approval rating?

Isn't it weird how 'funeral' has the word 'fun' in it but isn't fun at all?

Why do we call them 'hot dogs' when they are actually sold cold at the store?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

Don't you find it strange that you can't really stand still on a 'stand still' escalator?

Isn't it interesting how 'cheap' and 'expensive' are subjective terms that change based on how much is in your wallet?

Have you ever noticed that people who insist they are 'humble' usually aren't?

Why do we say we 'sleep like a baby' when most babies wake up multiple times during the night?

Isn't it ironic that the word 'abbreviation' is so long?

Have you ever thought about how strange it is that we cut pizzas into triangles and put them in square boxes?

Do you ever wonder why we call it 'quick sand' when you actually sink slowly in it?

Why do we say 'heads up' when we actually mean 'duck'?

Do you find it odd that 'lisp' is a word with an 's' that is difficult to pronounce?

Why do we always say we're 'making' dinner when we're actually 'cooking' dinner?

Isn't it funny how we have a 'running' joke but never a 'walking' joke?

Have you ever noticed how the most interesting conversations happen in the least convenient places, like the line at the grocery store?

Why is it that the 'check engine' light always comes on right after you ignore it for too long?

People who claim they are 'always early' are just masters of sneakily arriving right on time.

Isn't it funny how we can remember a phone number from ten years ago but forget where we put our keys five minutes ago?

Do you ever feel like your shampoo bottle is judging you for how long it takes you to finish it?

Isn't it strange how we spend more time choosing a movie on Netflix than actually watching it?