I think it’s hilarious how we all pretend to read the magazines at the hair salon when in reality, we’re just staring at ourselves in the mirror.

I wonder why people jog with headphones on. Are they training to outrun bad music?

Have you noticed how waiting for a website to load feels longer than waiting in line at the DMV?

I have a love-hate relationship with the snooze button. It’s like hitting the delay on reality.

Why do we feel the need to announce our departure in an elevator right before the doors open? As if everyone is eagerly waiting to see where we’re going.

You know you’re getting old when you start getting excited about buying new kitchen appliances. Microwave, be still my heart.

It’s funny how we trust sleeping construction workers to do their job, as if they won’t accidentally hit the snooze button in the middle of building a bridge.

I’ve never understood why shampoo bottles have instructions. Like, I’m pretty sure we all know how to wash our hair by now.

Why do we always feel the need to put on a British accent when ordering a vanilla latte at a coffee shop?

Have you ever realized how bizarre it is that we fill our closets with clothes, yet end up wearing the same few outfits on rotation?

Why do we assume a piece of furniture won’t fit through the door until we’ve tried turning it every which way?

The concept of a ‘mini fridge’ is hilarious. It’s like, every fridge was just trying to be something bigger and failed miserably.

Why is it that no matter how many times we’ve seen an automatic door open, we still do a little hop just in case it doesn’t open for us?

I always find it amusing how we try to make our bed every morning, only for it to end up looking like a tornado hit it by nighttime.

Isn't it funny how we have a 'junk drawer' at home that somehow manages to accumulate more junk over time?

It's interesting how we all have that one friend who takes forever to reply to a text, but is always on their phone when you're with them in person.

Have you noticed how we always pretend to be busy on our phones in public, even if we're just scrolling through memes or playing games?

I never know what to do with my hands in photos, so I end up looking like a confused T-Rex.

Why do we always nod along like we understand when someone is explaining something we have no clue about?

I always feel like I'm in a game of musical chairs when the music stops playing in the elevator and everyone avoids eye contact.

Why do we pretend to be busy on our phones when we're actually just avoiding awkward social interactions?