Why do we say 'just a minute' when we know it's going to be longer than that?

Isn't it amusing how we know the lyrics to a song better than we know our own phone number?

I always found it amusing how we call them 'sneezes' when they're not at all sneaky.

It's funny how we say 'sleep like a baby' when babies are notorious for not sleeping through the night.

I don't understand why they call it 'fast food,' the only thing that's fast is how quickly it disappears from my plate.

I think the real unsung heroes are the people who actually read the terms and conditions before clicking 'I agree'.

I wonder if the person who invented the phrase 'out of sight, out of mind' ever lost their glasses.

It's interesting how we use 'I slept like a baby' to mean a great night's sleep when babies are the ones waking up every few hours crying. Maybe we should say 'I slept like a teenager' – 12 hours straight and still tired.

I find it amusing how people will spend hours meticulously planning their vacation itinerary, only to end up sleeping in every day and lounging by the pool. I guess spontaneity has its own agenda.

I find it amusing how we call them 'fun-sized' candy bars when they're actually just smaller versions of the regular ones. I’d like to meet the marketing genius who came up with that one.

Isn't it weird how people will sit through a 3-hour movie without batting an eye, but get antsy if they have to wait more than a minute for their food at a restaurant?

Why is it that we say 'sleep like a baby' to signify a good night's rest when babies are the ones who wake up every few hours crying? Maybe we should say 'sleep like a cat' – uninterrupted and purring.

I find it ironic how people will complain about waiting in line at a coffee shop, but have no problem waiting in line for hours at a theme park. I guess caffeine is more essential than roller coasters.

Isn't it funny how we say 'I slept like a baby' to mean we got a great night's sleep when babies are notorious for waking up every few hours? Maybe we should start saying 'I slept like a cat' – uninterrupted and deeply.

Why do we call them 'treat yourself' days when we end up feeling guilty about it later? Maybe we should start calling them 'regret tomorrow' days instead.

Why is it that the foods that taste the best are always the messiest to eat? I guess deliciousness comes at a price – usually in the form of stains.

I don't get why some people feel the need to blast their music in public places. Do they think everyone around them wants to hear their questionable taste in music?

Isn't it funny how we all pretend to be surprised by the outcome of reality TV shows, even though we know it's all scripted? It's like we're in on the joke but still play along.

It's interesting how we use the phrase 'I slept like a baby' to mean a great night's sleep, even though babies are notorious for waking up every few hours. Maybe we should start saying 'I slept like a log' instead.

Have you ever noticed how people with the messiest desks always claim they have a 'system'? I guess chaos is a form of organization for some.

Why do we say we 'hit the hay' when we go to bed? Do we think we're farmers from the 1800s tending to our crops before turning in for the night?