Why do we say 'close, but no cigar'? Who even wants a cigar in the first place?

It's weird how we can never find a pen when we need one, but then end up with five in our bag.

Isn't it funny how we trust the snooze button to wake us up when it's the one delaying our wake-up call?

Why do we have 'fast food' drive-thrus when we end up waiting in line forever?

I always find it amusing how 'new and improved' products are really just the same old thing in a different package.

I wonder if the guy who invented the snooze button thought people would consider it the best invention since sliced bread.

I find it amusing how the term 'do not touch' makes people want to touch things even more.

Why is it that the moment you open an umbrella, it stops raining?

It's funny how we always ask 'how are you?' but never really expect a genuine response.

Isn't it funny how we always try to sneak a peek at someone else's phone screen on public transport, as if it's going to be something super interesting?

Why is it that we're willing to wait in line for hours for a new phone, but get impatient waiting for a kettle to boil?

Have you ever noticed how we always seem to buy more groceries when we're hungry, only to regret it later when we have to carry all the bags home?

Isn't it ironic how we use smartphones to set reminders to not forget our smartphones?

Isn't it funny how the weather app on our phone is basically our daily horoscope?

I find it amusing that we trust our pets with our secrets even though they can't speak.

Isn't it weird how we always check our phones for the time, even when we're wearing a watch?

Why is it that the one remote control you need is always the one that's missing?

Isn't it funny how we always want to touch things labeled 'do not touch'?

Don't you find it odd how we always wake up right before our alarm goes off?

Isn't it strange how we always remember the embarrassing moments more vividly than the good ones?

Why is it that the smallest things can bring back the most memories?