People who say 'I don't watch TV' are like unicorns - you're not sure if they actually exist or if they're just a myth.

We all have that one friend who takes forever to respond to a message, but the second you see them in person, they ask 'Did you get my text?'

Why is it that we can remember a password from 5 years ago, but struggle to remember where we put our keys 5 minutes ago?

It's funny how we can be totally fine talking to strangers online, but get anxious about making a phone call.

I've realized that 'I'll just take a quick nap' really means 'I'll wake up in 3 hours disoriented and confused'.

Why is it that the fastest way to get someone's attention is to sit down and start eating without them?

I find it amusing how we can spend hours watching videos on our phone, but as soon as someone tries to show us a video, suddenly we're too busy.

People who say 'I'll start my diet on Monday' are like the 'snooze' button of healthy living.

I always laugh when someone says 'I'm not a morning person' as if that's a valid excuse for being grumpy all day.

It's interesting how we can spend an hour getting ready to go out, only to end up taking 100 selfies and staying in.

I always find it amusing how people will stand in line for hours to get the newest smartphone, but complain about waiting 5 minutes for their coffee.

I've noticed that the amount of time someone spends looking for the TV remote is directly proportional to how far away it actually is.

Why is it that we can remember every lyric to a song from the '90s, but struggle to remember what we had for breakfast this morning?

People who say 'I'll be there in 5 minutes' are like the human equivalent of a loading bar stuck at 99%.

I find it funny how we can spend hundreds of dollars on a gym membership, only to end up using it as a monthly subscription to guilt.

Isn't it strange how we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are dying, as if that will somehow make it work better?

Why is it that our favorite outfit is always the one that is in the laundry basket?

I don't understand why we say 'I slept like a baby' to describe a good night's sleep. Have they ever met a baby who actually sleeps through the night?

Why do we assume people who talk to pets are crazy, but people who talk to plants are just taking good care of them?

I find it funny how we trust a tiny strip of plastic to tell us if we're pregnant or not. Like, shouldn't there be a more official way to confirm such important news?

Isn't it ironic how we spend hundreds of dollars on workout clothes to look good at the gym, but end up sweating and looking like a mess anyway?