I don't understand why the word 'abbreviation' is so long.

I find it ironic that 'unbreakable' phone screens break so easily.

I always find it funny how people start whispering when they're trying to be secretive, as if lowering the volume of their voice will make their secrets less noticeable.

I've noticed that the amount of effort people put into avoiding small talk is usually more than just engaging in the small talk itself.

Why do we feel the need to double check if our phone is on silent during the most quiet moments, only to have it accidentally blast the loudest ringtone possible at the worst times?

I find it funny how we trust computers to store all our important information, but we still have a hard time trusting them to update without crashing.

The most dangerous game of 'what's that smell' is played in the office kitchen.

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my phone in my own house.

The best feeling in the world is getting into bed with freshly washed sheets.

Why is it that pizza places never have knives sharp enough to cut through the crust?

I always find it amusing when someone tells me 'you look tired' as if I didn't already know.

The scariest moment is when your name is called at the doctor's office but you have no idea how to pronounce it.

I hate when someone is talking to me while I'm watching a movie and I miss a crucial plot point. It's like they just dropped the last puzzle piece into the abyss.

Does anyone else find it strange that we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

I always feel super productive after making a to-do list, even if the only thing I accomplish is making the list itself.

The awkward silence after someone says 'you too' to a waiter who told them to enjoy their meal is truly underrated.

Being an adult is just saying 'I'm tired' in different forms throughout the day.

Isn't it weird how we trust the click of a seatbelt to keep us safe, but freak out if a website asks for our birthdate?

I always wonder how many strangers have pictures of me in the background of their photos.

Why do we call it 'fast food' when the entire experience is anything but fast?

The most unrealistic part of every action movie is how easily people find parking spots in major cities.