I never understood why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

Have you noticed that 'fun size' candy is never really that fun?

I always find it amusing that 'palindrome' isn't a palindrome.

Who decided that you have to pay for a free gift?

Isn't it weird that night owls are up late, while early birds are up early?

I wonder if the person who invented the snooze button was a morning person or a night owl.

People who say 'there's plenty of fish in the sea' have clearly never been fishing.

I always find it funny how people say 'It's a small world' after running into someone they know at a grocery store.

I've noticed that the longer the line at the grocery store, the more likely it is that someone will pay with a check.

Isn't it interesting how we wait until the last minute to do something, then rush to get it done only to have extra time to spare in the end?

Why do we always feel the need to double check if we locked the door, but never question if we turned off the oven?

Have you ever noticed that the more unreliable your alarm clock is, the more dependable you become at waking up on time?

I find it amusing how the gym is always most crowded right after New Year's resolutions are made.

Isn't it funny how the volume of the TV seems to magically increase as soon as the commercials come on?

Why is it that the snacks you buy for the week somehow manage to disappear in one sitting?

Have you ever noticed that the elevator door always seems to close faster when you're trying to catch it?

It's interesting how the office printer never seems to have paper or ink when you're in a rush to print something.

Don't you find it comical how the most comfortable position in bed is always the one that gives you a crick in your neck in the morning?

Why is it that no matter how early you set your alarm, it still feels like you never have enough time to get ready in the morning?

I've noticed that the tallest person always seems to sit in front of you at the movie theater.

Why is it that the quietest place in the library always ends up being where someone decides to have a loud conversation?