Why is it that we can remember lyrics to a song we heard once in 2005, but we can't remember where we put our keys this morning?

Have you ever noticed how we always pick the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel and then try to act surprised when it makes noise?

Why do we say 'time flies' when every second feels like an eternity in traffic?

Isn't it ironic that 'fun run' sounds more exhausting than just running by yourself?

Why do we say we're 'going to bed' like it's a destination we have to travel to?

Isn't it funny how we always find the perfect item we were looking for, right after we buy a replacement?

Why is it that we have a whole drawer full of mismatched socks but can never seem to find a pair when we need one?

Why do we say something is 'out of order' when it's broken, but never say it's 'out of order' when everything is working perfectly fine?

Isn't it strange how 'bedtime' and 'Netflix time' seem to have different meanings to our brains?

Why is it that the more expensive something is, the more people want it, even if they don't actually need it?

Isn't it odd how we always seem to find something we were looking for in the last place we look?

Have you ever noticed that when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?

Why does the microwave have a 'popcorn' button if every bag requires a different time?

Do you ever think about how odd it is that the word 'funeral' starts with 'fun'?

Isn't it weird how we talk to our pets like they're human, even though they can't understand us?

Why do we say 'heads up' when someone's about to get hit on the head, when we really should be saying 'heads down'?

Isn't it funny how we trust a weather forecast for the week more than we trust our own decision on what to wear today?

Do you find it curious that 'DC Comics' is called that, even though they publish stories about heroes with superpowers?

Isn't it interesting how we trust a piece of paper with a doctor's signature more than our own beliefs about our health?

Why is it that your alarm clock goes off immediately when you finally fall asleep?

Why do we sit in front of a computer for hours, but when it says a program will be ready in 5 minutes, we get impatient?